Ahhh, whatever happened to TV-am? (They were rubbish and they got the boot.) Good grief! Poor old Mike Scott! He looks like a ghost being struck by lightning here! Sheer terror! I'm glad that he's in Cardiff and not here! Richard and Judy have some great "Post Easter ideas!" I have a few of my own but this is not the time nor the place for them... Does anybody remember Keynotes? Nope, me neither! I imagine that was high-octane excitement in Chris's world! Anyway, that will be here after a few "golden medleys of our own." Sorry? Pardon? What a palooka!