Right, now I need to concentrate on this one. There goes "Crossroads" and here comes our favourite heavy breather. In an hour's time, we have an edition of "Up the Elephant..." which we can't bloody well wait for but before that we have Coronation Street in half an hour. Our first stop though is "This is your Life" after 15 minutes of...that dreadful music. So, by my reckoning, This is your Life is going to be fucking short this week! Maybe the "unsuspecting guest" is a child star who hasn't got much of a life story yet? Can C Williams tell the time yet? Maybe a trip to Sesame Street would be helpful?